“This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch it.” - David Wong
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If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.
— Lemony Snicket (via nostorybook)
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I am alone this evening, and I am alone because of a cruel twist of fate, a phrase which here means that nothing has happened the way I thought it would.
— Lemony Snicket, The Hostile Hospital (via 4mbivalent)
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